Jokes of the Day

Two British Men and An Ibo Woman at the Bar

An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.
The
barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western
wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders.
The British guy made his order; �??Johnny Walker, single�??.
The American guy said �??Jack Daniels, single�??.
The barman finally turned to the Igbo lady and asked....and you madam?
The lady replied �??Ngozi Okafor, married"

Naija Jokes- Make I Follow Oyibo

E get dis particular restaurant wey i dey chop for wuse. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout “heey!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decide to chop wetin di oyibo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When i reach d restaurant last week friday, I order wetin di man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am. I surprise say i no shout, i even collect xtra plate, but i still no shout. Na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, then d xtra plate na another 45,000 na then i come shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!… till i reach house i still dey shout..

Naija Jokes- Slap Galour

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the guy’s face”.

Akpos then said to me “Baba T, you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen”.

I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said “Baba T, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!”

The guy responded “I’m not Baba T, maybe we look alike”, Akpos murmured “maybe.”

After some minutes In the cinema, Akpos called me again and said “BabaT, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen.” I answered “ok”

He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said “BabaT stop lying, I say na u be dis…” The guy said to him angrily “I’m not Bros Feranmi, please, let me be”.  The guy then left that seat and went to the front seat.

After some minutes Akpos called me and said “BabaT, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen.” This time i told him that “if anything happens, I will pretend I don’t know him.”

He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said “BabaT, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!”

Do you think Akpos can try it one more time and go scot-free again?