Jokes of the Day

LIBRARY BOOK

An Hausa man goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide, an Ibo man is the Librarian…

Hausa man: Pls do you have a book on suicide ??
Ibo man: Wetin u wan read that kind book for ??
Hausa Man: I wan commit suicide!
The Ibo man stares at him and says,
abeg comot for here… Who go come return the book?

OLODO HOUSEBOY

Okoro the houseboy entered Madam’s room without knocking.

MADAM: Okoro, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up?
OKORO: That can never happen Madam. I always peep first and if you are naked, I go just wait small, dey look until you dress finish before I enter.

SECRET

A guy on a DATE in a brand new Range Rover Sport car full option with a Warri babe, the following ensued…
GUY: I have been hiding a secret from you & I think you’ll break this relationship if I tell you… the secret.
GIRL: What is that my love?
GUY: Am already married.
GIRL: (Hitting him on his lap and hissing) you scared me. I thought you wanted to say the Range Rover Sport is not yours….