Monday, 28 October 2013
Celebrity Dating History: Anna Kendrick
Chris Brown Arrested for Felony Assault
Brad Pitt Stops Using Soap?
We’ve been monitoring Iran —Eaglets
Jokes of the Day
Two British Men and An Ibo Woman at the Bar
An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.
The
barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western
wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders.
The British guy made his order; �??Johnny Walker, single�??.
The American guy said �??Jack Daniels, single�??.
The barman finally turned to the Igbo lady and asked....and you madam?
The lady replied �??Ngozi Okafor, married"
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3 policemen shot dead in Egypt
Mark’s comment ridicules Onosode – ASUU
APC to Jonathan: You are shielding Oduah
Saturday, 26 October 2013
Sisters with Soul Concert: Mary J Blige recognises and invites Tiwa Savage on stage
12 shocking facts about Nigeria
Some years ago, a brilliant lecturer of mine (now late) said something about Nigeria that I waved aside as an exaggerated expression of patriotism. He told my class then that he had travelled to many places in the world and had finally come to the conclusion that Nigeria is the most blessed nation on the planet. I knew Nigeria was blessed but I couldn’t understand how he could boldly claim that top position for Nigeria: yes we have oil, gas, landmass–in fact, abundant natural and human resources, but was that enough?
FIFA U-17 World Cup: My Eaglets not technically deficient, Garba replies critics
FG signed N1.2trn to fund varsities in 4 years, not N500bn
ASUU Strike: UNILORIN students call for truce
Cholera Outbreak: How vendor, four others died mysteriously
Shock, pandemonium, and fear gripped Lagosians as another five persons from Ago area of Lagos
reportedly died of cholera recently. Before now, three persons were confirmed dead out of the 13
cases reported to the Ministry of Health.
‘Skelewu’ saga: Davido, director blast critics
Jokes of the Days
WHO YOU BE?
CHEATING DURING BIOLOGY EXAM
OSOGONO DON DELETE?……
Shildhood Friend: Shuo! You no aware?
Me: Wetin? Wetin? Osogono don delete?
Shildhood Friend: Abeg clear! Na so person dey quick die? Na fawol?
ME: Oya no vex. Detail me the gist?
Shildhood Friend: Not to hin. No be Sogogbish dey do first-to-die with one kpomushele for Bendel Estate…
ME: I dey hear.
Shildhood Friend: Not to small thing o. No do no do, na so Sogogbish preg the babe.
ME: How that one come be new edition?
Shildhood Friend: I go quench the gist if u shook mouth put again o!
ME: No provoke. Dey relate the gist.
Shildhood Friend: Last month na hin yawa gas o! All this while wey Sogogbish dey comb the babe, our guy no fit decode say she… The babe… Na second verse for one Rear Admiral anthem!
ME: YAWA!
Shildhood Friend: Na so I dey toilet dey kaka for Sogogbish bink I just hear Gboaaa!!! 5 naval guys just matching matching the door. Before I say make I clean kaka… Gbooaaah again!! Them don enter Sogogbish room.
ME: Where Sogogbish come dey?
Shildhood Friend: Aiiiiiiii, if you see the beat them beat me? Me wey I no see the babe kpekus… If u see the kpokporing. I for no kuku clean yansh na… I kaka for body na!
ME: Wia Sogo..?
Shildhood Friend: Sogogbish dislink through ceiling. And I warn am… I warn am say this Admiral babe wey you dey RETWEET anyhow…
I’ve disappointed critics of my musical career – Ego
Enjoy .
Rihanna asked to tone down raunchy image to become cartoon character
The Stay singer is being sought by DreamWorks Animation studios, who want to make a character out of her, but first they want her to agree to promote a more wholesome lifestyle.
A source says the company's CEO, Jeffrey Katzenberg, wants to "globalise and sanitise her image for the widest possible audience".
The source added to RadarOnline.com: "Jeffrey has been tracking Robyn [Rihanna's birth name] for a couple of years. He is a huge fan and believes the sky's the limit if she can clean up her
Free online course for African entrepreneurs: meet Rebecca Harrison of AMI
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Getting a good idea for your future business
Nigeria says killed 95 Boko Haram fighters
Wizkid, Ice Prince, Tiwa Savage, lose out at MOBO Awards
The 18th edition of the awards ceremony which was held at the SECC Arena in Glasgow, Scotland for the third time saw Ghanaian Pop artist FUSE ODG walk away with
Ibaka residents demand N10bn compensation for development of sea port
Friday, 25 October 2013
Check out Wizkid's son, Boluwatife getting all stylish
Jokes of the Day
LIBRARY BOOK
An Hausa man goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide, an Ibo man is the Librarian…
Hausa man: Pls do you have a book on suicide ??Ibo man: Wetin u wan read that kind book for ??
Hausa Man: I wan commit suicide!
The Ibo man stares at him and says,
A married teaching assistant seduced a pupil
Thursday, 24 October 2013
Michael Jackson Remains Highest Earning Dead Celebrity
It's over two years since the King of Pop, Michael
Jackson, died but he is still killing it in the graveyard.
The iconic pop star, who died at 50, is making more
money than any other dead celebrity in Hollywood,
including Liz Taylor and Elvis, according to Forbes.
The magazine just released its annual list of top-
earning dead celebrities and this year, Michael Jackson
took back the crown from his good friend and fellow
dead-person Liz Taylor, last year's top-earner.
Here's the breakdown according to the mag: 1) Michael
Jackson, $160 million 2) Elvis, $55 million3) Charles
Schulz, $37 million4) Liz Taylor, $25 million5) Bob
Marley, $18 million.
MJ was No. 2 last year, but two successful Jacko-
inspired Cirque du Soleil shows have shot the King of
Pop back to the top.
Besides Liz Taylor's drop, the rest of the list contains
the usual suspects, Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee,
but there is one notable new name -- Mexican singer
Jenni Rivera, who died in a plane crash back in 2012.
Update Galaxy S4 I9500 To Official Android 4.3 [XXUEMJ5]
Official XXUEMJ5 Android 4.3 Jelly Bean update has
been rolled out for Galaxy S4 I9500 and those users
who haven’t got update via OTA can manually update
Galaxy S4 I9500 to XXUEMJ5 Android 4.3 using our
guide.
Those Galaxy Ace 2 I8160 users who were not able to
install this latest update via OTA can follow our guide
to manually install Android 4.1.2 Jelly Bean on their
device using ODIN.
1. You have installed your Galaxy S4 I9500 USB
drivers on your PC.
2. You need to enable USB debugging mode which is
deactivated by default.
3. You smartphone should have 70-80% charge
remaining.
4. Backup your important data like Call logs, SMS
and other data in stored in phone memory so in
case if anything goes wrong, your data is not hurt.
5. The update is only meant for Galaxy S4 I9500, so
don’t other to try it on other variants.
How to Update Galaxy S4 I9500 to Official Android 4.3
[XXUEMJ5]
Step 1) Download XXUEMJ5 Android 4.3 official
firmware for Galaxy S4 I9500.
Step 2) Download ODIN v3.07 .
Step 3) Turn OFF your mobile and go to Download Mode
by pressing and holding the Volume Up + Home Buttons
together for few seconds followed by Power button until
you see Android logo with triangle on screen.
Step 4) Now open ODIN on your PC and connect your
Ace 2 I8160 to your computer.
Step 5) Once your phone is successfully connected to
your PC, the ID:COM box on ODIN will turn yellow and
will show the COM port number.
Step 6) Select the downloaded file to install by following
below steps:
Click on PDA and select file with HOME or CODE in its
name.
Now click on Phone and select file with MODEM in its
name. [Leave if there is no such file]
Next click on CSC and select file with CSC in its
name. [Leave if there is no such file]
At last click on PIT and select file with .pit . [Leave if
there is no such file]
Step 7) Again to to ODIN window and check Auto
Reboot and F. Reset Time options.
Step 8) Click on Start button in ODIN window to start
the installation process. The process will take few
minutes to complete.
Step 9) When the installation is completed, your phone
will restart.
Done. You have update your favorite Samsung Galaxy
S4 I9500 to official Android 4.3 Jelly Bean [XXUEMJ5].
Tlakula off the hook - for now
Cape Town - Independent Electoral Commission (IEC)
chair Pansy Tlakula is off the hook for now, after
technical mistakes by Public Protector Thuli Madonsela,
an ad hoc Parliamentary committee decided on
Thursday.
The committee was tasked with considering
Madonsela's report, which found Tlakula had played a
"grossly irregular" role in procuring the Riverside Office
Park building in Centurion, Pretoria.
A legal opinion tabled in the committee found
Madonsela had made several procedural mistakes - a
position accepted by all political parties represented on
the committee.
Committee chair Luwellyn Landers said the opinion
meant it would be illegal for the committee to take any
action based on Madonsela's report.
Both the public protector's office and the Independent
Electoral Commission (IEC) are chapter nine
institutions.
MPs said Parliament could not be seen to be impeding
the independence of the bodies.
"We are going to draft a report that says it is not
within our competency to take any action; that any
remedial action proposed in her [Madonsela's] report
will be dealt with in our report," Landers said.
"It will simply say something to the effect that
Treasury, the IEC and home affairs need to tighten up
any procurement processes in the IEC and that's it."
Parliament could not do anything more because of the
constitutional principle of separation of powers.
Overstepped mandate
Landers and Democratic Alliance MP James Selfe were
tasked by the committee to draft a report, which would
more than likely be formally adopted by MPs next
week.
Selfe said Madonsela had followed the wrong
processes, creating the impression that she had
overstepped her mandate.
"We think that it is illegal in terms of the way the
Electoral Act is written, read with the relevant
provisions of the Constitution.... It is impossible for
Parliament to do what the public protector is asking it
to do," Selfe said.
The public protector made two requests when
submitting her report to Parliament, Selfe said.
One was to ask the National Assembly Speaker to meet
the electoral commission, with the exception of the
chairperson, to look at Tlakula's allegation that the
report was in some way defective or biased.
The second, that the report be referred to the Electoral
Court, was branded as bizarre by MPs in the committee
because of the constitutional principle of separation of
powers.
Selfe said Madonsela had dealt with matters the wrong
way around.
"If it had been her [Madonsela's] intention to refer the
matter to the Electoral Court, she should have, on
finding evidence of prima facie misconduct, referred the
matter directly to the court," Selfe said.
"If the Electoral Court, after investigation, found that to
be the case, then the court would have produced a
report for the National Assembly which would have set
up an ad hoc committee to consider that report, and
then, if it was found she had indeed committed
misconduct, to recommend to the president that she be
dismissed."
Jonathan urges leaders to submit to biblical injunctions
Jonathan made the call at the 5th National Prayer Breakfast, organised by the National Assembly with the theme: "God in the life of national leaders for development."
The president, who was represented by the Minister of Labour, Emeka Wogu, also urged the leaders to always “seek the face of God in every decision or policy they make”.
"In a secular setting like Nigeria, Christian leaders in all tiers of government must seek the face of God in the discharge of their duties whether in the executive